Moderately Remote area First AId kit

This is what I went with for a mobile kit.

Personally since you're way out there I'd focus big on controlling bleeding and splinting, then on existing Med conditions/allergies (heart trouble, diabetes, allergic to bee stings, asthma etc) of whoever is important to you, then burns, then emergencies like child birth (I don't know how many pregnant ladies are usually in your vicinity, but at one point we had 3 pregnant ladies out there).

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First Aid Kit No. 1
-CAT Tourniquet
-H and H Compression Bandage
-Large Trauma dressing
-An Israeli Bandage
-28 Fr. Nasopharyngeal Airway
-1 tube of Lube
-Orange pair of trauma shears
-5 sterile gauze pads
-Roll of two inch tape
-2 pairs (4 total) of large gloves
-1 pen



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First Aid and Blowout Kit No. 2

1 - EOD bag from County Comm with one old 1980's era M-16 mag pouch attached to the webbing to separate out the band aids and triple antibiotic ointment from the life saving gear
1 - Vaseline Gauze
2 - 5x9 abd gauze
1 - Large trauma dressing
1 - OB Kit
1 - Burn sheet
5 - Sterile 4x4's
1 - Four inch roller gauze
1 - Triangular Bandage / Sling
2 - Safety pins
1 - ACE bandage with 2 clips
1 - Sterile gauze eye patch
1 - One inch roll of tape
1 - Two inch roll of tape
1 - Pair of medium gloves
2 - Pair of large gloves
1 - Pair of trauma shears
1 - Magill forceps (takes the place of tweezers and fishing debris out of the airway with these is easier than trying to do it with some short-ass tweezers).
1 - Blue bulb (Not exactly the best for suction, but it's better than nothing and for it's small size you can actually get quite a bit of spit and blood out. Actually better than those ridiculous V-Vac manual portable suction units that we used on the ambulance that's in the airway bag).
1 - Flashlight or Headlamp (IMHO a medium to low light works better in looking in the mouth than those brilliant high lumen flashlights as those wash everything out).
1- Black Sharpie Marker and a pen
1 - Combat application tourniquet
1 - Package of 35 grams Celox
1 - Adult Epi-pen
1 - 28 Fr. Nasopharyngeal Airway
1 - Packet of lubricant jelly

Meds :
5 - 81mg's of baby aspirin (possible heart attacks/chest pain)
1 - Epi-pen for allergic reactions
1 - Albuterol inhaler (not pictured, from when my wife had bronchitis...also picked up the refill.
8 - tabs of ibuprofen
4 - 325mg of regular aspirin
2 - Tabs of antidiarrheal
3 - Tabs of 25mg Benadryl
1 - Bottle of sterile saline



*Decompression Kit (Only in one kit, my 'hunting kit' where it might take several hours for First Responders to reach us just because of how far out we are - 4 out of 5 of our usual hunting party are EMT-B's, EMT-I's, Medics. Plus two nurses back at the house.

2 - Alcohol preps
1 - 10cc flush syringe of saline
1 - 14ga 3 and 1/4 inch

Boo-Boo Gear :
10 - Band-aids
1 - Tube of triple antibiotic

For Diabetics :
1 - Glucometer sticks (one member of our usual hunting crew is a diabetic)
1 - Tube of oral glucose (diabetics can tolerate high blood sugar for quite awhile, a low blood sugar is a different story).





The sky's pretty much the limit on how far you want to go with this, but that's what I've got going.

Wasps shouldn't be an issue (no allergies here)

Comms are a must.  Thankfully we're with in cell range, and there are a few folks willing to keep an ear out for us.  Like minded is like minded, even if the "dreaded event" isn't the same.
Controlling bleeding and splints are definitely on the forefront of my concerns. 
I may very well f-up and drop a tree on myself.  That would be bad, and tend to interfere with my enjoyment of the great outdoors,..Dannus, would yo be so kind as to clean up the mess?

Even if you don't have any known wasp allergies, if they are there (and I don't know if they are), if you rustle up a mess of them--it will put a hurting on you. I have a buddy here who was hiking a few years back and got into them bad. Didn't have any allergies to them and still went down with anaphylactic shock. His wife had to call 911 and a SAR unit had to hike into the mountains and stretcher carry him out (he is a 6'5" body builder). That account really woke me up, especially since I spend alot of time in the backwoods. Just a general heads up for everybody.

To add to the above statements, you're going to be operating from a base camp essentially, the future homestead. You're not going out in to the woods on multi day hikes, etc. Get a big honking red or hunter orange bag. Something that screams "Holy shit, your hurt, quick grab me" from the corner of the room. Not a camouflage, OD, black bag, etc. Space isn't an issue with you either. Get one large enough to hold a SAM splint or 2. Mount it or store it in a visible place so you dont have to search for it.

Or and for the record, I'm a bad mofo with any type of cast iron cook wear. Last camping trip I challenged myself to only us a dutch oven. Bacon wrapped pork tenderloin on a bed of steamed veggies, apple cobbler, bacon and eggs... just saying...

I don't doubt your man cred, but 'self-treatment' of multiple fractures, major lacerations, crushed limbs, etc. is going to work alot better in theory then in practice.  Even if you are able to grit your teeth and self-apply a traction splint on both your broken femurs when a tree falls on you (and you absolutely, totally will NOT be able to do that), you're going into shock shortly after such a manly feat, leaving your wife holding the reigns whether she wants to or not.  

Could you Amazon a basic first aid manual in her parent language so she at least has something to reference after you pass out?  Maybe once she wraps her head around the remoteness of your locale she will be more interested in learning a bit of first aid.  That is an important part of this plan, amigo.

I can relate, though.  Mrs. Maximus is repelled by all things first aid.  It is through sheer force of will that I've made her sit through some basic trauma training so she knows what to do if her or a fellow officer takes a hit from a baddie.